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Came across this first thing this morning at work. Incredible, meticulously assembled bag skeleton. Didn’t even bother getting it on the @grandviewmercantile page. Knew of the perfect people to buy it.  #asseenincolumbus #bat #skeleton #weirdshit (at Grandview Mercantile)

Came across this first thing this morning at work. Incredible, meticulously assembled bag skeleton. Didn’t even bother getting it on the @grandviewmercantile page. Knew of the perfect people to buy it. #asseenincolumbus #bat #skeleton #weirdshit (at Grandview Mercantile)

In case you aren’t already following @grandviewmercantile I came across this signed first edition of Edward Gorey’s Amphigorey Too in the store today. Wow! #edwardgorey #holycrap #art #book #iwant

In case you aren’t already following @grandviewmercantile I came across this signed first edition of Edward Gorey’s Amphigorey Too in the store today. Wow! #edwardgorey #holycrap #art #book #iwant

Happy birthday to me! #cannondale #badboy #blacklikemysoul #letsgoridebikes (at Paradise Garage)

Happy birthday to me! #cannondale #badboy #blacklikemysoul #letsgoridebikes (at Paradise Garage)

So I started a side business. Been working hard on an interior project the last few days. This is the tape ball from the painting. #interior #tape #paint #ourtimecreative

So I started a side business. Been working hard on an interior project the last few days. This is the tape ball from the painting. #interior #tape #paint #ourtimecreative

Showing off her svelt summer bod around the neighborhood on our Sunday night stroll #daisyfuentes #dogsofinstagram #bff

Yay! We hit 100 users on the @grandviewmercantile page! Follow me there also to keep up for pictures of weird shit like this latex alien bust movie prop. #alien #movie #weird #phonehome (at The Short North)

Yay! We hit 100 users on the @grandviewmercantile page! Follow me there also to keep up for pictures of weird shit like this latex alien bust movie prop. #alien #movie #weird #phonehome (at The Short North)

Still pushing to get more followers over on my work page: @grandviewmercantile I’ll be consistently posting photos of some of the wonderful and weird things that come through the shop doors. Check it out! #followme

Still pushing to get more followers over on my work page: @grandviewmercantile I’ll be consistently posting photos of some of the wonderful and weird things that come through the shop doors. Check it out! #followme

His favorite song. #rockytop #danceparty #spiderman @cknap (at Pool Bar Jim’s)

🚲🌴🍹 #letsgoridebikes #vacation #sweaty #beardo (at Hilton Head Beach)

There’s a part of me that wants to make a super big deal that I get to come on this vacation at all. A sort of F-U to some of the events of the last two months. Instead I will simply say: Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me. #vacation #margaritatime #beardo  (at Pool Bar Jim’s)

There’s a part of me that wants to make a super big deal that I get to come on this vacation at all. A sort of F-U to some of the events of the last two months. Instead I will simply say: Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me. #vacation #margaritatime #beardo (at Pool Bar Jim’s)

My beach read: Brutal Youth by Anthony Breznican. Not even to the beach yet and I’m 80 pages in and mesmerized. Such good writing, so many memorable lines: “We should be afraid…over how easy it is to go wrong, trying to make others do right.” #instagrambookclub #whatimreading #brutalyouth

My beach read: Brutal Youth by Anthony Breznican. Not even to the beach yet and I’m 80 pages in and mesmerized. Such good writing, so many memorable lines: “We should be afraid…over how easy it is to go wrong, trying to make others do right.” #instagrambookclub #whatimreading #brutalyouth

Just dropped this bitch off at summer camp for the week as I head off on vacation. She’s in the best hands with counselors @dickhobbespi and @crescentroller in charge but I’m still gonna miss this girl like crazy. #daisyfuentes #dogsofinstagram #bff (at Camp Westgate)

Just dropped this bitch off at summer camp for the week as I head off on vacation. She’s in the best hands with counselors @dickhobbespi and @crescentroller in charge but I’m still gonna miss this girl like crazy. #daisyfuentes #dogsofinstagram #bff (at Camp Westgate)

@jwarrenadkins snapped this of me just before the beard competition. If he and I ended up in a tie, we discussed the violent brawl that would most certainly have ensued. #beardo #ohiostatefair #asseenincolumbus #chokeslam (at Ohio Expo Center & State Fair)

@jwarrenadkins snapped this of me just before the beard competition. If he and I ended up in a tie, we discussed the violent brawl that would most certainly have ensued. #beardo #ohiostatefair #asseenincolumbus #chokeslam (at Ohio Expo Center & State Fair)

LOOPZ!!!!! #loopz #basementjamz #songwriting #family #olanmills (at House of Daisyfuentes)

I’m a +1 at @trashytravels high school reunion #ohyeah #koolaid #drunk (at Cantina Laredo - Columbus, OH)

I’m a +1 at @trashytravels high school reunion #ohyeah #koolaid #drunk (at Cantina Laredo - Columbus, OH)