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🚲🌴🍹 #letsgoridebikes #vacation #sweaty #beardo (at Hilton Head Beach)

There’s a part of me that wants to make a super big deal that I get to come on this vacation at all. A sort of F-U to some of the events of the last two months. Instead I will simply say: Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me. #vacation #margaritatime #beardo  (at Pool Bar Jim’s)

There’s a part of me that wants to make a super big deal that I get to come on this vacation at all. A sort of F-U to some of the events of the last two months. Instead I will simply say: Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me. #vacation #margaritatime #beardo (at Pool Bar Jim’s)

My beach read: Brutal Youth by Anthony Breznican. Not even to the beach yet and I’m 80 pages in and mesmerized. Such good writing, so many memorable lines: “We should be afraid…over how easy it is to go wrong, trying to make others do right.” #instagrambookclub #whatimreading #brutalyouth

My beach read: Brutal Youth by Anthony Breznican. Not even to the beach yet and I’m 80 pages in and mesmerized. Such good writing, so many memorable lines: “We should be afraid…over how easy it is to go wrong, trying to make others do right.” #instagrambookclub #whatimreading #brutalyouth

Just dropped this bitch off at summer camp for the week as I head off on vacation. She’s in the best hands with counselors @dickhobbespi and @crescentroller in charge but I’m still gonna miss this girl like crazy. #daisyfuentes #dogsofinstagram #bff (at Camp Westgate)

Just dropped this bitch off at summer camp for the week as I head off on vacation. She’s in the best hands with counselors @dickhobbespi and @crescentroller in charge but I’m still gonna miss this girl like crazy. #daisyfuentes #dogsofinstagram #bff (at Camp Westgate)

@jwarrenadkins snapped this of me just before the beard competition. If he and I ended up in a tie, we discussed the violent brawl that would most certainly have ensued. #beardo #ohiostatefair #asseenincolumbus #chokeslam (at Ohio Expo Center & State Fair)

@jwarrenadkins snapped this of me just before the beard competition. If he and I ended up in a tie, we discussed the violent brawl that would most certainly have ensued. #beardo #ohiostatefair #asseenincolumbus #chokeslam (at Ohio Expo Center & State Fair)

LOOPZ!!!!! #loopz #basementjamz #songwriting #family #olanmills (at House of Daisyfuentes)

I’m a +1 at @trashytravels high school reunion #ohyeah #koolaid #drunk (at Cantina Laredo - Columbus, OH)

I’m a +1 at @trashytravels high school reunion #ohyeah #koolaid #drunk (at Cantina Laredo - Columbus, OH)

Let’s go ride bikes! @cxchuck #saturdaymorning #bikecolumbus  (at Alum Creek Trail Bike Path)

Let’s go ride bikes! @cxchuck #saturdaymorning #bikecolumbus (at Alum Creek Trail Bike Path)

LOOPZ!!! #basementjamz #songwriting #alfredodrizzle (at House of Daisyfuentes)

#FlashbackFriday from that one time @therealaaronaldorisioofficial and I went to Venice Beach and paid someone to draw our portraits. #art #schmart #homeboyz4life

#FlashbackFriday from that one time @therealaaronaldorisioofficial and I went to Venice Beach and paid someone to draw our portraits. #art #schmart #homeboyz4life

Vacation cut. Prepping for my first Beard Competition at the #OhioStateFair begins at the top. Come cheer me on at noon on Monday 7/28. #beardo #gettinpurdy #lifesabeach

Vacation cut. Prepping for my first Beard Competition at the #OhioStateFair begins at the top. Come cheer me on at noon on Monday 7/28. #beardo #gettinpurdy #lifesabeach

Dammit Dad! Paint these stairs already! #daisyfuentes #dogsofinstagram #letsparty (at House of Daisyfuentes)

Got all dressed up for a big event at my new store. Some dude even asked to take a picture of my shoes. #cleanedupnice #selfie #omgshoes (at Grandview Mercantile)

Got all dressed up for a big event at my new store. Some dude even asked to take a picture of my shoes. #cleanedupnice #selfie #omgshoes (at Grandview Mercantile)

LOOPZ! #basementjamz #songwriting #purple (at House of Daisyfuentes)

First day at the new gig! Super stoked for this new opportunity with Grandview Mercantile. #newjobselfie #makeshitpretty #mondaymorning (at Impero Coffee)

First day at the new gig! Super stoked for this new opportunity with Grandview Mercantile. #newjobselfie #makeshitpretty #mondaymorning (at Impero Coffee)